Orgasme au chocolat-piquant

Alors! Apres vous faisons c’est orgasme au chocolat, nous etais sure que vous voulais couchez avec nous c’est soir. SACRE BLUE! Nous parlais un petit pois de français e nous somme très orgueilleux.

If you don’t speak French, all of that was absolute hilarity in impeccable grammar.

After careful research into the mystical world of fondants, Two developed this piece de resistence. It is, frankly, sexual. IMG_9366

Chocolate-Chilli-ORGASM aka Fondant

makes 4-5, depending on the size of your soufflé dishes

You’ll need:
70g butter plus a little extra for greasing the forms
200g dark chocolate, at least 45% cocoa
3 eggs
2 eggyolks
100g caster sugar
80g flour plus a little extra for dusting
2 red chillies
Vanilla Ice-cream to serve

  1. Grease your soufflé dish with butter and dust with flour. Leave in the fridge for at least 1 hour.
  2. Melt the butter and chocolate over a hot waterbath.
  3. In the meantime whisk together the eggs, eggyolks and sugar. Add the flour and keep on whisking. Once the chocolate has melted add this too.
  4. Deseed, finely chop and add the chillies to your chocolate mixture. When trying the mixture, as you should with cake batter, you’ll notice a slight tingling sensation… then suddenly… HOOOTTTT! IT BURNS US! You will wonder WHY you added so much chilli and ruined this dessert. But it will be FINE. It’s just the fondant’s defence mechanism against you eating it all before cooking it.
  5. Divide the mixture between your soufflé dishes and chill for at least 1 hour.
  6. Preheat the oven to 200 °C. Bake for 10ish minutes, depending on the size. Do not bake too long, otherwise you’ll end up with a mini chocolate cake instead of a liquid gooey orgasm.
  7. Tip onto the plates and serve immediately with some vanilla ice-cream or crème fraiche. Voilà!

One two three four – SCORE
[Numerical ratings are out of four, where four is best/healthiest/hardest.]
Taste: Quatre
Difficulty: Trois, Haute Cuisine – when baking you need to get the timing right! Healthiness: Absolument pas.
Calories: Beaucoup!
Cost: Grand prix.
Overall: *moans*

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s