Thoughts on a Saturday Night with Hugos

• Some guys will give you a lift home at 4 am if you promise them marble cake.
• Number One will trick her grandchildren into thinking they would bang their grandma, and this is … good?
• You know you need some new friends when two out of three of the guys at the party are your exes.
• Number One should not accept doubles; Four should not encourage doubles to happen.
• Swiss cinnamon is a lie.
• Number One didn’t know what cookie cutters were. And she calls herself a food blogger. For SHAME!
• Should you have an epiphany while drunk, make sure to write it down or tell a sober friend (although not Two, she won’t remember either).

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